I am on a...err work retreat. We spent days arguing and deciding between the Banyan Tree or this one, and since I'm not a particular fan of nice romantic couply places we decided to head somewhere else.
There's not much difference between Indra Maya or Banyan Tree. Just that the former looks more like a high class chalet with the ticky tacky paintjob and silly paintings of fishes. We've got a private pool, outdoor jacuzzi, hall big enough to engage in a badminton game & frisbee with the boss and a kitchen where we cooked and dined the lovely night away.
But I have other designs. Getting banged on the kitchen counter top, missionary on the living room couch, spread eagled on the dining table, porn star living on the sun deck by the pool, innocently facing the seafront while getting boned from the back. Doggy on the outdoor jacuzzi and skinny dipping in the pool.
And of course pristine clean bedsheets to stain. I'm not a morning person, but if I could wake up to getting spooned every morning while facing the south china sea hey I am not complaining.
All I can ever ever think about is sex sex sex. I wish they can come up with a diet pill equivalent to curb my sexual appetite. Or wait, is there such a thing already?
I am too horny to do pretty much anything else here. Maybe I should go back to my book, but Jane Austen is wrong literature. Just wrong.
13 comments:
Hai babi. I can visualize all those images you have put down in words.
Perfectly.
Aku rindu kau.
Muah
Hai babi. I can visualize all those images you have put down in words.
Perfectly.
Aku rindu kau.
Muah
i think it'll be worse if it'd been the two of us there.. haha.
miss you too. call u in a bit love!
mwah!
Whilst you're fantasizing about such rampant, explicit sex, could you possibly DHL me to an unknown island with a volleyball called Wilson for company on a temp-perm basis for about 6 months?
don't you wanna join me in temptation island? im rallying people up!
so how's the recent trip? any updates?
ps: if the dhl thing were to happen, rabbit will join you first.
Who or what the hell is rabbit?
Updates? I am in post break-up mourning. Does that explain why I want to be ferried off to an island with a volleyball?
not with my darling?! im gonna call you in a bit..
and rabbit - vibrator - vibrating dildo.
*hug*
All those wonderful positions and no one to go down on you?
i give up visualising on that totally.
when it comes to the real thing, a lot of men suck at it.
Ask and you shall receive.
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wait, who are you btw?
The Carebear From Hell. Aiya auntie, you know who i am.
No... I don't. Declare yourself!
Ok if its who I think it is, I've already messaged you on FB. If not, erm, who is this?
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